Birthday Burn - T-Ball

Monday, April 10th

On today's Birthdy Burn, Mike and Amy have some interesting ideas for Dennis about how to spice up youth T-Ball games. Jack in the Boxes, trap doors, and taco meat all play an important role in today's call. Take a listen!


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